to do list
hmm.. alright.. when i come here to type to do list.. i'm always reminded of one week is going to fly away.. scary feeling.. not because it's this kinda month.. but it's time is really running fast.. faster than what i've expected.. running in an unprecedented scale.. hahaz.. the phrase unprecedented scale is in GP paper 2 de.. don't know use correctly not.. but i'm quite excited when i'm able to use words that i've just learnt.. hahaz..hmm.. now my mood quite good.. maybe after reading ting's blog bah.. hahaz.. her entry can spread the happy virus.. hahaz..oh.. yeah! today.. i finally did something i wanted long ago.. hahaz.. expecting somethings unique.. wahhahaz.. no la.. just that i had Mac breakfast with mum today.. yummy! long time no eat hotcakes liao.. delicious! hmm.. then i remembered last time my don't know 3 or 4 yrs old birthday is celebrated in Mac.. so i asked mum how much, i think it must be ex.. but she said last time quite cheap.. $100 plus a little.. and got invite all relatives from my mum side, about 30 people in all bah.. but too bad.. i've no memory of that moment.. sadded.. wny can't we just remember every moment of our life from the day we're formed in our mum's stomach? hahaz.. luckily got such things called camera and photos sia..k.. shall proceed to to do list..homework1. Mr Sia tutorial2. Physics assignment on Quantum3. Chemistry revision exe on Chemical equilibrium, then do Ionic equilibrium if you wanttests1. Chemistry lecture test on group 7 and TM on Wed2. GP common test on Wedwhat? 2 tests on same day? hmm.. that's JC life.. hahaz..things to bring on Monday1. Tie2. PE attirenothing le bah i guess.. yep..k la.. do revise a little here and there whenever there's time bah.. =][J]in [L]in
Pick-up lines to use on mathematics chicks
- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
- Are you a differentiable function? Because I would like to be tangent to your curves!
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
- I am equivalent to the empty set when you are not with me.
Q. What is the purpose of the propeller?
A. To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
Singapore Firework Festivals 2006
http://www.unusual.com.sg/sfw2006.htmlhttp://www.ndp.org.sg/index.php?id=144Anyone want to join me? I will be going this year since my last viewing in 2004 with my secondary school friends and I may not be going out again for Prelims and 'A' Levels are coming soon. This time, I will be asking the class and Team JJ badminton. I will be going on different day if both are keen. For those who are interested, do tell me. Thanks. =)
[L]emon
Hey ! [L]emon is back and she feel like blogging some things about her favourite band, Mayday. Haha.
21 July : Mayday's 2004-2006 Final Home Concert DVD/VCD is released in Taiwan. Yeah ! It consists of all the full contents of their concerts in 12 cities and backstage records, a total of 4 hours and 30 mins. The DVD is 2+1 and VCD is 3+2 and free postcards for DVD and free poster for VCD. It will be released in Singapore on Monday which is tomorrow ! Hehe. Why am I blogging about it ? Because I feel that it is really a worth to buy. Also, I think it is a prefect gift for friend. I am thinking whether to get it for a friend of mine whose birthday is today, 23 July. Hehe. Anyway, I hope to get mine soon as I ordered directly from Taiwan.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/xiaojun88/FinalHomeDVD.jpgI added one of our FM tutors, Mr Chu in MSN a couple of hours ago. After we both said hi to each other, the next thing he asked me was: Are you a fan of Mayday ? Haha. Then, he asked me whether I went for their concert last year. He told me he went for the concert too and he was at the second row from the front ! I was at the eighth row from the front. He also told me he went with his ex students who are fans of Mayday too. Anyway, I was surprised that he went for the concert. An additional fan of Mayday. Haha.
Thanks Mr Chu for sending me the photos he took during the concert ! If you want to take a look at the photos, feel free to ask me for the link. =)
It's all happening at the zoo
The unemployed guy managed to wrangle out a gorilla job at the zoo ... a literal gorilla job. Basically, he was required to dress up in a gorilla suit and pretend to be a gorilla, so people would keep coming to the zoo.
On his first day he puts on the suit and goes into the cage, and pretends with great enthusiasm to be a gorilla. He really puts on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting ... and lands square in the middle of the lion cage! He lies there for a moment, stunned. The lion prowls slowly closer. Suddenly it roars: and now, terrified, the guy starts screaming "Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on the guy's chest, and hisses: "Shut up or we will both lose our jobs!"
afternoon
hmm.. afternoon is e worse time i think.. because my mind starts to wonder around.. and so here i am.. using computer and of course.. eating! hahaz..hmm.. sadded just now.. missed e Mac breakfast due to me wasting time here and there.. hahaz.. ended up in a coffee shop.. but still happy la.. because i treat my mum eat.. hahaz.. =]hmm.. today had 2 minor incident.. which i think shows the really lack of courtesy in Singaporeans.. hmm.. i think we are just so not used to being courtesy? due to the way the country nurture us in this society? hmm.. don't know the reason too.. but i think that people last time is frienlier.. or is it my previous hometown? because last time we know majority of the people in our block.. saying hello and greeting everyone.. playing around with any children around of all races! the feeling is really great.. visit each other and eat nice cookies during individual new year.. and i remembered i used to greet the uncle and auntie opposite my house whenever i see them outside my house within a day.. hahaz.. and they laughed for me keep greeting them la.. so funny when i thought of it..oh ya.. back to the 2 minor incidents today..1st one.. at the coffee shop.. my mum asked the uncle to help us clean the table.. and after he finished cleaning.. i said "xie xie".. and the uncle smiled so happily.. really can see how joyful he is.. so i assumed seldom got people said thank you to him..2nd one.. at the NTUC.. i went to get the giant plum fruit weigh.. and after the auntie weighed and pasted the sticker on it.. i said "xie xie".. and guess what? the auntie gave me a very unusual look la.. very weird expression.. as though i'm an alien.. hahaz.. then i told my mum maybe it's her 1st time hearing that.. alright.. my own assumption anyway..hahaz.. anyway.. i think today is really a happy day for me.. for no reason.. hahaz.. hmm.. maybe because i finally understand nuclear physics after self reading for an hour plus bah.. it really feels good to understand certain topic that you don't understand during lecture.. but of course.. need to spend some time on it..k la.. guys.. jia you bah.. clear all the doubts you have in any topic.. and you'll find revising it more fun.. and your mood will be happier too! hahaz.. you reap what you sow![J]in [L]in
leaving a day happily is a gift to oneself.. putting a smile on your face is spreading happiness around you..
beautiful Saturday isn't it?
hahaz.. a great Saturday today!just finish reading cum flipping newspaper.. hahaz.. i think Saturday newspaper is the one i'll spend more time reading bah.. yep.. today topic for Saturday section is about abuse.. too bad.. i no interest in abuse.. so never read..hmm.. read and read..then found out Lee Hsien Yang is quitting SingTel.. and in an interview in the Money section.. he said something which i think very interesting.. that is "never say 'never' because you might regret saying never".. hmm.. i think this sentence is interesting to me.. yep..then got article titled "my tutor the TV" quite interesting.. the writer mention something like the standard of english in school isn't that good.. and instead of improving one's command of english, it can cause the other way.. etc...k la.. going to eat Mac breakfast with Mum.. hahaz..actually wanted to redo the to do list.. nvm bah.. hahaz..oh ya.. to get attention.. do something new.. like the to do list.. hahaz.. change style then got a few people tag.. hahaz.. k.. i not attention seeker anyway.. =P[J]in [L]instart your day by reading the newspaper bah..
to do list
hey guys.. warning! a week is flying away soon.. so... hmm.. leave it to you to plan what you think you should do bah.. hahaz.. it's should wor.. haha.. or rather a must.. but definitely it's not a want for every soul.. hahaz..hmm.. so what we've to do then? hahaz.. as i typed.. a sms received from junlong.."pls do chem bonding revision"so 1st homework.. hahaz..and last friday.. "mr chu.. where's our tutorial 9?" so wenlong has passed it to us that day le..then.. tuesday.. our ex physics tutor mr chew just finished a topic named nuclear physics.. "what? finish le arh? what's that? ???" (my mind goes blank, branded guess) so it's time to do nuclear physics tutorial.. yep..and thursday some went for GP remedial.. yep.. so we're given an essay question and you guys want can try.."Legalizing casinos and other gambling facilities is always detrimental to a country. What are your views?"you can get information from the MJ paper 2.. and also another paper in the same booklet from AJ paper2.. yep.. so if you want to practise essay, do give it some time!hmm.. homework's on the way.. and test too!as usual.. next week tutorial will have mr sia test on regression line and chi-square.. yep.. so jia you bah.. put in heart and soul to revise for it wor.. treat it as revision for prelim too! or rather A level!and next next week is chemistry lecture test on Group7 and TM..and i guess GP common test is around the corner bah.. around August i think..alright.. guess list is long enough liao le..and Monday! do bring Tie.. and.. yeah! yoga leh! excited right? so bring PE attire k? guys.. do bring PE shorts.. hahaz..oh ya! do remember to let your parents sign your PPR and bring it on Monday k? thanks!alright.. guess that's all.. hahaz..as usual.. while working hard.. do take good care of yourself! do have some leisure to relax your mind too.. =][J]in [L]inhmm.. the colour combination not nice.. hahaz..
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs....
Yoz... Yao Jun Here... caught something funny from the web... :P
*BTW... they all work.... =D
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The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs....
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.comwhore presents2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.comexpert sex change3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.netpenis land4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.comthe rapist finder5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.compower genitalia6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.commolestation nursery7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.comi pee anywhere8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.comcumming first9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.comspeedo fart10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.comgot a hoe
Diet: "die" with a "t"
A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet: "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
When the man returned, the doctor discovered that the man had lost 25 pounds. "I can't believe it!" exclaimed the doctor. "YOu lost 25 pounds by following my instructions?"
"Yes, exactly as you instructed me. But on the third day I thought I was going to drop dead!"
"Were you very hungry?"
"No, from the skipping!"
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
- Better save that. We will need it for the autopsy.
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
- Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what is that?
- Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... that thingy there.
- Uh oh. Where is my Rolex?
- Oops ...
- Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
- Oh shoot, there go the lights again.
- You know, there is big money in kidneys, and this guy has two of them.
- Everybody stand back. I lost my contact lens.
- Could you stop that thing from beating, it is throwing off my concentration.
- What is this doing here.
- I hate when they are missing stuff in here.
- Cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?
- Well, folks, I guess this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile schmerile. The floor is clean, right?
- What do you mean, he was not in for a sex change?
- Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, right?
- Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, you want a divorce?
- FIRE! FIRE!! Everyone get out!
- Consarnit! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Penelope
A knight was summoned to the Crusades. While he was gone, he decided his wife should wear a chastity belt. He locked her up and gave the key to his best friend, saying: "If I am not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
Off went the knight on his horse. A half-hour later, he sees a cloud of dust in the distance behind him. He waits until it gets closer, and now he can make out his best friend, galloping desperately to catch up. "What is wrong?" he asks.
"You fool!" gasps the friend. "You gave me the wrong key!"
to do list
wow.. finally managed to watch finish lu guang shen lin! but the ending a little disappointing, like cut short alot.. but alright, happy ending la.. hahaz..hmm.. so.. another week is ending soon.. real soon.. meaning? 8 more weeks to prelims.. alot? nope.. time really got wings.. so guys.. do start revision and follow schedule k? jia you hor..k.. as usual.. homework.. tests..homework1. Mr Yeo tutorial 92. Quantum physics tutorial3. Chemistry TM tutorial4. GP do MJC paper2.. it's in the booklet we bought long ago.. it's mid-year cum common test paper 2 from other JC.. yep..5. S'pore concerns.. read through own topic.. and think of questions to ask the other assigned group..coming up tests..1. Mr Sia test on hypothesis testing.. either Wed or Thurs tutorial lesson..2. Chemistry test on Group 7 and TM on 2nd Aug..3. 2nd August also going to have Mr Sia next test.. yep..so guys.. do plan your schedule if you do not know how to start revision.. it's also good to ensure you can finish revision on time for prelims.. yep.. =]k.. for the time being.. do take good care of yourself too!oh ya.. monday do bring PE attire and tie!see you then..[J]in [L]in
What is politics?
A little boy asks his father what politics is.
"Well, son," begins the father, "let me try to explain it this way. I am the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom, she is the administrator of the money, so we will call her the government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the people. The nanny, we will consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we will call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
"Good, son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep poo."
Context
This is traditionally said to be from an actual trial, variously in the United Kingdom or Australia. Never mind, it still makes a good story - TA young woman, several months pregnant, boarded a bus. After a while she noticed a young man smiling at her, and she was starting to become embarrassed, and then humiliated. She changed her seat. The smile broadened. She moved again, and he seemed even more amused. She moved a fourth time, and the young man burst out laughing. Furious, she had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked to explain his actions. So he did.
"When the lady first boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant. She happened to sit under an advertisement which read COMING SOON: THE GOLDDUST TWINS. Then she moved under an advertisement which read LOGAN'S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING. Then she moved to sit under a shaving advertisement which read WILLIAM'S STICK DID THE TRICK. But it was that fourth advertisement, your Honour. It read: DUNLOP RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT."
The case was dismissed.
to do list
alright.. weekly rountine.. hmm.. today never wake up as early as last week.. hahaz.. because.. me today must go and run.. yes! decades never run liao.. and you know what? once you started, you must maintain it.. referring to muscles turning into fats? hahaz.. from hard to soft.. and my appetite.. very hard not to eat and eat at home.. k la.. shall stop all these no sense..so homework..1. Mr Yeo tutorial 8 if not completed yet..2. GP think of 2 points for each writer for common test AQ.. practise makes perfect k?3. GP do e RJC paper2 in e intensive package..4. Chem basic revision exe if you haven't finished it..5. Chemistry tutorial on transition metals..any tests coming up?1. Mr Sia test on hypothesis testing test most probably next next wed..2. GP common test 3 not comfirm yet.. 3 more weeks bah..things to bring..1. as usual.. bring tie on monday..2. oh ya! and yoga.. bring pe attire..3. for chemistry practical.. bring the practical exercise.. we going to do and hand in on monday..alright that's all bah i guess..hmm.. so our results all back le.. it's not the end yet.. so work harder and you'll score de.. must believe in yourself! like what ms bay said.. yep.. if you yourself don't even believe in yourself, then who? hahaz..[J]in [L]inyeah.. off to running le! hahaz..
Another Sunday
alright.. i slept at 12am plus.. but still i woke up at 7am plus.. hahaz.. maybe due to yesterday 2 hrs plus of late afternoon nap bah..hmm.. so read newspaper liao.. hmm.. nothing interesting.. got 1 murder case, but it happened quite long ago le.. terrible when got 1 part says that e dead person's legs are bent out of shape.. ouch.. pain pain.. then got wheelchair-friendly bus, wow.. e bus driver must be very caring and of course, passengers must be understanding and patient.. hot to be? simple, imagine your e one in e wheelchair.. yep.. not everyone is perfect.. there are flaws here and there, but usually, it's hard to spot ownself de.. even if spotted, also hard to change la.. just like.. the leopard will never change its spots.. something like that.. i forget the standard phrasing liao.. hahaz..hmm.. then got read the lifestyle.. the page where everytime got story read de.. so read 2 articles from that page.. one about lessons from watching world cup.. dribble your way to the top.. then e article below.. about eye contact stuff.. hmm.. i guess singaporean's life.. majority la.. is like rushing in everyday's life.. especially those working de.. hmm.. maybe one is born to live like that if one isn't obrn in an extremely wealthy family.. hahaz.. hmm.. thw writer mentioned about she went jogging and decided to say hello to people after she met her boss and had a short chat.. but too bad.. disappointed.. not everyone is that friendly.. guess we just ain't used to it.. if one person does it, it looks abit silly.. but if evryone does it.. smiles will overwhelm everyone.. k.. let's wait for that won't ever happen de day bah..so.. i went to read everyone's blog.. realise hongyi's blog closed.. mingxiong one very dusty, got spider web sia.. eee... maggots going to start crawling.. hahaz.. hmm.. different people blog about different stuff.. and different people blog at different mood..k la.. sun getting fiercer.. can't tahan liao.. hahaz..alright.. enjoy this beautiful sunday bah..because tomorrow is holiday.. hahaz.. tonight can go out with my parents le! yeah! i seldom go out at night.. and also don't really like.. so once in a blue moon, i'll be happy about it.. =]and as usual.. hot hot weather.. drink more more water.. hahaz..[J]in [L]in
What is courage?
The only question on the philosophy final exam was:
What is courage?
The student wrote: "This", signed the exam booklet, and handed it in.
