Friday, July 28, 2006

Pick-up lines to use on mathematics chicks

  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Are you a differentiable function? Because I would like to be tangent to your curves!
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
  • I am equivalent to the empty set when you are not with me.


Q. What is the purpose of the propeller?

A. To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!

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