to do list
hey guys.. guess this'll be the last to do list for this term le bah.. yep..anyway.. do be punctual for our date with ms bay tml.. 10am to 12.30pm at room 202.. yep..hmm.. this week passed very fast i think..alright.. let's see what to do for weekend bah..Homework..1. Mr Sia revision FM paper exe2. My Yeo integration revision exe and e 2 Qn on 2nd ODE given in lecture3. Chemistry organic test 2,3 & 44. Inorganic Chem revision exe (SDSM).. not going through in tutorial..Tests1. Phy paper 3 mock paper on Wed after sch at 2.30pm2. Phy MCQ during lecture on Monhmm.. nothing le bah..Admin stuff1. bring $45 on MONDAY for Grad night2. Bring TIE on MONDAY3. WED wear full PE attire ( got fire drill & Yoga)that's all le bah.. yep..do Jia You bah.. 16 days to go..anyway.. tml after GP gonna shop for presents! anyone who want to go feel free.. =]k.. see u guys tml then..[J]in [L]in
which baby are u?
alright.. here's something for you to read during free time..---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time torecover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meetsomeone new in 8 days that will perfectly balanceyour personality.----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals. Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted. Lovesaggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friendsbut rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on theinside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someonenew and realize that you are a perfect match.-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy andreserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generousand sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle upfeelings. Observant and assesses others.If yourepost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet yournew love in 8 days.------------------APRIL BABY -------------------Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind andsympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Doeswork well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Goodmemory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to lookfor information. Able to cheer evryone up and/ormake them laugh. Able to motivate oneself andothers. Understanding. Fun to be around.Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure andtraveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If yourepost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eyewill introduce themself and you will realize thatyou are very much alike in the next 2 days.-----------------MAY BABY -----------------Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed andhighly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves todream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Goodimagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Lovesliterature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislikebeing at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in thenext 5 minutes, you will become close to someoneyou do not speak to much in the next 4 days.------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are anabsolute pleasure to be around. You love to makenew friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirtand more than likely have an a very attractivepartner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likelythat you have a massive record collection. Youhave a great choice in films, and may one daybecome a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days youwill meet someone that may possibly becomeoneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5minutes.----------------JULY BABY --------------Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and tobe understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about people'sfeelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy attimes.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitiveand forms impressions carefully. Caring andloving. Treats others equally. Strong sense ofsympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges peoplethrough observations. Hardworking. No difficultiesin studying. Loves to be alone. Always broodsabout the past and the old friends. Waits forfriends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5mins and your reputation will boost someway inthe next 12 days------------AUGUST BABY ---------------outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hatesnot being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to beloved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld orrestricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5mins and you will meet the love of your lifesometime next month.------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tendsto regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving andcaring. Suave and generous. Usually you havemany friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivatesoneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover canunderstand. if you do not repost this in the next 5mins, someone very close to you will become madat you in the next 8 days.---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Lovesto takes things at the center. Inner and physicalbeauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angryoften. Treats friends importantly. Brave andfearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt butrecovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Doesnot care to control emotions. Unpredictable.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest ANDsexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you willnot meet the love of your life for 10 years.---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate anddangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towardsyour inner and outer beauty and independentpersonality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotionaland temperamental sometimes. Meets new peopleeasily and very social in a group. Fearless andindependent. Can hold their own. Stands out in acrowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, thegreatest men are born in this month. If you everbegin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind. repostin 5 mins & you will excell in a major event comingup sometime this month.---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------This straight-up means the most good-lookingperson possible... better than all of these othermonths! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitivein everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential inorganizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced bykindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots ofideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends todelay. Choosy and always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves tojoke. Good debating skills. Has that someonealways on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.Able to show character. one guy/girl kind ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to gettingcolds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves todress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom showsemotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.Sensitive. [A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye& you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, ifyou repost in 5min]
to do list
alright.. the 3rd last to do list for his term.. sounds frightening.. hahaz..hmm.. nothing much happening this week.. except tues got "grad nite" briefing.. quite sian diao actually, other than being able to enjoy our grad nite together.. imagine appro 3000 people there.. with maybe more than 90% strangers.. k.. but glad that everyone is going! hoorah! hahaz.. oh ya.. for seating.. we draw lots want? hahaz.. sounds more interesting right? rather than the usual ones sitting together.. hahaz..k la.. let's see what homework we have then..Dr Homework says,"...1. Mr Yeo integration revision exe2. Chemistry electrochem revision exe3. Chemistry organic revision exe4. GP - read through the compre passage then Mon do in class5. Physics do year 2003 data analysis Qn..."Dr test says, "...1. Mr Sia test on linear spaces, eigenvalues cum vectors onWednesday2. Usual MCQ test..."Got miss out anything? Feel free to tag!Dr secretary says, "...1. Monday bring tie2. Monday after GP @ 3pm got Mr Sia extra lesson to go through assignment 15..."hmm.. alright.. that's all bah.. anyway chem MCQ ans is up! yep..work hard and rest well too![J]in [L]in
Proof!
The great logician Bertrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1 + 1 = 1. So one day, someone challenged him to prove that he was the Pope.
He thought for a while, then proclaimed: "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one."
From one surgeon to another
A mechanic was carefully removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when a well-known cardiac surgeon came into his shop. The surgeon waited politely for the mechanic to finish what he was doing before asking him to look at his own bike, when the mechanic lifts his head up and sees him, and calls him over: "Hey, doc, look at this here engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon smiled: "Try doing it with the engine running."
The daily commute
He was driving down the freeway, CD-player on high, when his carphone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's frantic voice: "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on M1. Please be careful!"
"Flipping right," he exclaimed. "It's not just one going the wrong way. It's all of them!"
to do list
hmm.. alright.. today woke up terribly.. didn't slept well last night.. due to some scary experience.. don't know why sometimes will experience it.. nevermind.. too chim to blog.. hahaz..so it's a month time to prelims.. yep.. jia you!Homework1. Mr Sia revision exercise2. Physics SAJC paper 33. Physics TYS on data analysis Qn from year 2004 and 20034. Physics Qn on thermody ( haven't collected yet)5. Chemistry MCQ ( SDSM k?)6. Chemistry revision exercise on reaction kinetics7. GP essay from the VJC Qns..8. Chemistry Option topic thermodynamics do Tutorial 3Tests1. Mr Yeo test next thurs on SHM and rigid bodies (mechanics chpt 7 & 8)2. Mr Sia test on 23 august on linear spaces, eigenvectors and values..3. Usual MCQ tests...hmm.. that's about it right? got miss out anything or type wrongly do tag ya?Things to bring1. Monday.. as usual.. Tie2. Bring $12 for FM t shirtthat's all bah.. yep.. k la.. take lotsa care guys.. work hard and rest well.. =][J]in [L]in
Regurgitated facts
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist shows him a pill for local history. The student takes the pill and swallows it and suddenly has a wealth of factoids about local history at his fingertips. "What else do you have?" asks the student, and is given pills for biology, art history, grammar.
Having taken all of these, the student then asks if there is a pill for math. The pharmacist tells the student to wait just a moment while he goes back into the storeroom. He returns with one whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter with an audible thud.
The student stares at it dubiously: "I have to take that huge thing for math?"
"Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
Three newly-wedded couples
Three couples had married on the same day, and now were staying at the same hotel for their honeymoons. The first man had married a nurse. The bellboy shook his head in envy:
What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot. The second man had married a telephone operator. As he showed them to their room, the bellboy thought to himself:
Wow, he is a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices, and once you pop that top button ... The third man had married a school teacher, and the bellboy showed this newly wedded couple to their room almost in pity:
Poor guy, she is pretty, but teachers are just too frigid.Came the next morning. The bellboy's shift started at 5 am. He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast within an hour, while the other two would call in room service much later in the day. But when the telephone rings at 6 am, it is the nurse's husband who wants breakfast. And when the bellboy delivers it, he gets a shock: the man's pyjamas are still neatly pressed and his hair nicely combed. Awkwardly (but curious!) he asks what had happened. "After all, sir, you married a nurse."
"Son," says the man in the voice of experience, "don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying 'you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'."
So the bellboy goes back down to the main desk to wait for the next call. At 6:30 am, the telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. And the bellboy delivers it promptly, but again he gets a shock: this husband too, although in his pyjamas, is immaculately groomed. Once again he asks what happened: "After all, sir, you married a telephone operator."
"Son," says the second man in the voice of experience, "don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying 'your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'."
So the bellboy goes back down to the main desk to wait, just knowing the teacher's husband will be calling any minute for breakfast ... but that call doesn't come until nearly the end of his shift, at 4:30 pm. Though surprised, the bellboy quickly brings it to the couple's room. And there he receives a shock of a different sort: for the husband was an absolute mess. He wore only his boxers, and there were scratch marks on his chest, arms, and legs. "What happened, sir?" asks the bellboy, fearing the worst. "Did you have a fight?"
The man smiles: "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying 'We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right'."
what a day!
hahaz.. today.. interesting sia..about 3 months never really run de wo decided to run the 4 by 400m since no one wanted.. and ended up with terrible terrible feeling.. hate that kind kind of feeling sia.. long time since i experienced it.. that kind of keep perspiring.. feel like vomit but nothing.. breathless.. whatever la.. then sat down for about less than an hour bah.. slowly my blood circulation working liao.. so decided to run the farlek since it's 100m and not 200m.. hahaz.. my favourite distance bah.. yep.. =] k.. so happie after that.. kept cheering for the guys with sophie..hahaz.. salute to the guys! so enthu sia.. hahaz.. 
hmm.. later going out le.. think will be very crowded la.. cos students half day sch..oh ya.. just now check mail.. hahaz.. interesting mail.. friend request from friendster.. mingyang fan club.. haha.. popular arh mingyang.. wonder when your website coming up.. hahaz..k la.. shall go rest a while..see you guys later though i doubt those going will view the blog before going out later.. hahaz..anyway.. guys.. do wear PE attire on Friday! yoga.......................[J]in [L]ini still love running.. hahaz.. =]
Clear conscience
A member of the minor nobility in Spain lies dying. His confessor asks, "Would you like to confess your sins?"
"I have no sins."
"Then would you like to forgive your enemies?"
"I have no enemies. I killed them all."
No one to tell
As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty and chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.
One exceptionally beautiful Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up knowing that he just had to play golf. So he told the associate pastor that he was feeling sick, asking him to take over the mass for that day. As soon as the associate pastor had left the room, Father Norton was out the door, headed for a golf course a couple of hours away (so he would not accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish). Setting up on the first tee, he was alone, utterly alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church.
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord and asked, "You are not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and answered, "No, I guess not."
Father Norton hit the ball. It shot straight towards the pin, landed just short of it ... rolled up, and dropped neatly into the hole. It was a 420-yard hole in one!
St. Peter was astonished: "Why in heaven did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled. "Who is he going to tell?"
to do list
hey guys.. once again.. it's me here typing the to do list.. so it's equivalent to another week passing by again..alright.. now watching last episode of the 9pm show.. so shall not drag long.. hahaz..homework1. Physics SA paper Qn2 (got monkey de.. hahaz..)2. Mr Yeo Vectors revision exe3. M Sia tutorial 154. GP paper2 on globalisation.. do AQ n summary..5. Chemistry revision exe on ionic equilibriumtests..hmm.. next week don't have bah.. but coming up de got.. Mr Sia test on linear spaces but date not settled yet.. then as usual.. chem n phy MCQ paper..things to bring..next monday.. as usual.. Tie.. n chem MCQ.. Mr Azmin asked us to bring de if i never heard wrongly bah..that's all i think.. yep..oh ya.. the tribute to teachers.. any idea? last night i though of one.. using matrix to represent.. whereby something like.. (teachers)(we la)=(bright future).. something along this line.. yep..hmm.. the show is ending in 30min.. wonder what the ending will be.. hahaz..[J]in [L]in
Zap!
One atom says to the other atom, "I think I have lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I am positive."
Negotiations
Little Leroy's birthday was coming up quickly. Catching his mother making supper in the kitchen, he thought this would be a good time to tell her that he wanted a bicycle for his birthday. But little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. In fact, he had gotten into trouble only just yesterday, and had to be sent to his room. So, naturally, Leroy's mother asked him if he deserved to get a bicycle for his birthday. And Leroy, just as naturally, thought he did.
Leroy's mother suggested he reflect on his behaviour over the past year, and then write a letter to God and tell Him why he deserved a bicycle for his birthday. No problem, thought Leroy, and stomped up the stairs to his room to write God a letter:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy.
... Er, even Leroy quickly realised this was not at all true. Let's face it, he had not been a very good boy that year. So he tore up the first letter and started over:
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy.
... Uhm, that was not so good either. Third try:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday,
Leroy.
But Leroy was honest enough with himself to realise that even this was not precisely truthful. Tearing it up, he wrote yet another letter:
Dear God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy.
Oh, but that letter for sure was not going to get him his bicycle. Torn: God would know if he was being honest, but honesty was not going to earn him his bicycle. By now, Leroy was getting very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to the church. She agreed -- maybe her plan had worked? -- and told him just to be home in time for dinner.
So little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar: what do I do, what do I do, I really, really want that bicycle, but no way God is ever going to reward me. Suddenly -- a quick glance around, no one was watching -- he snatched up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under his shirt, and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, up into his room. Then he shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen to begin yet another letter to God:
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO.
The interesting bits
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back, and was turned to salt."
Asked his son: "What happened to the flea?"
