Support
hey ppl.. suppport chianwen n my friends..
F1-Serene Ong
M1- Moses Khoo
Vote for them k? Thanks! =]
www.funkygrad.com/nussupageant/anyway.. if u all r interested to go for e bash.. feel free to ask me to help u buy e tickets!
[J]in [L]in
A big Thank you!
Hey Guys and Gals~~
thanks for the birthday celebration, the surprise, the preparation, the presents, everything! Though you all so tired le.. still made an effort to come down! really surprised and touched =) *loves all of ya and see you all soon! =D
and i am really surprised that my JC friends and sec sch friends can actually colloborate together to 'trick' me! haha. really heartfelt.. thanks for all the efforts that you all had put in! especially to jin lin and xiao jun who are the coordinators for the double surprises by you all and my sec sch friends =)
Take care everyone!
Loves,
Mei Hong
2009
LEt's kickstart 2009 with some jokesGood & bad news
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
KEYOne day, a monk went to The ZOO.A monkey suddenly walked towards him and ask the monk a question.Monkey: Where is your Key?!Monk: Key?! My key have always been with you.从前有个好心的老人,
好心到你不想信！
他semo都可以送人。
结果把semo《懒叫》都送掉了。
只剩下两个蛋蛋，
人们就称他为‘’剩蛋老人。‘’
Mistakes on a resume
These are from actual resumes:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
RESUME BLOOPERS
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."
REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."
JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:
"While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility."
"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."
"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
"I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant."
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:
"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."
PERSONAL INTERESTS:
"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:
"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."
"Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."
"Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."
"I'm a rabid typist."
"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."
Beng Kian =)
