o5s28

Proof!

The great logician Bertrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1 + 1 = 1. So one day, someone challenged him to prove that he was the Pope.

He thought for a while, then proclaimed: "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one."

From one surgeon to another

A mechanic was carefully removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when a well-known cardiac surgeon came into his shop. The surgeon waited politely for the mechanic to finish what he was doing before asking him to look at his own bike, when the mechanic lifts his head up and sees him, and calls him over: "Hey, doc, look at this here engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon smiled: "Try doing it with the engine running."

posted by 05s28 @ 11:37 PM