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Time to wake up, time to start cherishing those who are dear to you... Really...


HY

posted by 05s28 @ 8:47 PM 0 comments

Sentosa loh

PhotoTime!


On the Sentosa bus


bored jing ngei


lunch


colourful


pinic?


girls loh


girls again loh


kenny hangin


...


frisbee anyone?


nice catch


bad catch


yummy


bui song


kenny hangin again


fix sandal


photos loh


beach time


rocks


rocks...


nice rocks


no more rocks le...


but got sand castle



"i found something!"


diggin ma tong


sandcastle finished


"i never bring extra pants"


ma tong again


dig and dig


"u want to use my spade?"


self explanatory


the ma tong


the contractors...

fun day

posted by 05s28 @ 10:16 PM 0 comments

Relatively speaking

The roommate wanted to know how the blind date had gone. "Terrible!" was the answer. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce!"

"Wow! That is a very expensive car. What is so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner!"

Siao

During a formal visit to a psychiatric hospital, the administrator asked his psychiatrist guide what criteria defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well," said the psychiatrist, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, a sieve, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the administrator. "A normal person would use the bucket because using the sieve would be pointless, and the bucket is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the psychiatrist. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

posted by 05s28 @ 6:29 PM 0 comments

More test answers

These are said to be actual answers given to test questions and collected by teachers over the years - T


The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

Clouds are highflying fogs.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

Water vapour gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

posted by 05s28 @ 7:20 PM 0 comments

a great day

hahaz.. a good start to another new phase of JC life.. did some exercises.. n now.. listening to Jay new songs.. haven't listened to them yet..

hmm.. prelims is over n e real war has just started! gonna conquer e Cambridge paper.. hahaz.. anyway.. for this 4 days do have a little break bah.. school start le engine must start running again liao..

whatever e results we gonna get.. just work harder n harder bah.. yep..

anyway.. this Sat class outing still thinking between Sentosa n East Coast.. hopefully by tonight can decide liao then msg u guys..

alright.. gonna go bath then go out liao.. =]

enjoy ur day guys!

[J]in [L]in
putting down the bag of exam burden feels so great n light! hahaz.. but soon.. gonna carry it again.. hopefully it won't gain weight.. hahaz..


hahaz.. celebrate e end of prelims! cheesecake is yummy! hahaz.. anyway this is my birthday cake this year.. simple n sweet!

posted by 05s28 @ 9:38 AM 0 comments

have a break

hmm.. long time no blog..

today's weather.. COLD! take care guys..

hmm.. just now after school.. went central area with parents to eat at a very old coffee shop.. yummy! drinking hot soup with extremely heavy rain pouring.. the feeling is so warm.. =]

then went to a traditional bakery shop to buy some food.. hmm.. i think those old, traditional food is still better bah.. rare and tasty.. unlike now.. those new shops everywhere also have..

hmm.. then went to bukit timah plaza NTUC.. cause it's big! hahaz.. and i bought ice cream!

hmm.. happy time passes quickly.. so does exam time.. last 1 week still revising at home.. and now.. 5 days of papers have gone.. fast! and 5 more days later.. you'll find yourself playing, lauhing, enjoying life like no end.. hahaz.. everyone is looking forward to it bah.. bear with it.. for now.. stay focus still.. maths paper 2.. chem apper 1 & 2.. FM paper 2.. when you're tired of studying.. don't give up.. because you're not the one! let's jia you together bah!

hmm.. have a little break when you're tired and can't concentrate bah.. a little break can allow you to move further and focus better..

[J]in [L]in

posted by 05s28 @ 4:08 PM 0 comments

At the faculty meeting

At a faculty meeting, deep in thought, the dean absently rubs his coffee mug ... and unexpectedly finds himself face to face with a genie, who offers the dean his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the genie (with an evil grin), and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

All heads turn toward the dean. At length, one of his colleagues breaks the silence to whisper, "Say something."

The dean sighs: "I should have taken the money"...

posted by 05s28 @ 1:34 PM 0 comments

Prescription

This patient goes to the doctor to get a prescription, which the doctor writes out in the usual illegible handwriting. Seems the patient, having put it into his pocket, forgot to have it filled.

Every morning for two years he showed it to the conductor as a railway pass. Twice it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park, once into the symphony. At work he got a raise by showing it as a note from his boss.

One day he misplaced it. His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano, and won a scholarship to the Faculty of Music.

posted by 05s28 @ 8:36 PM 0 comments

Information please

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked it up and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Wrong number. Some guy looking for the weather office."

"How do you know?"

"He wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Eulogies

Four guys were discussing what they would like to hear their friends and family say at their funeral. The first suggested that he would like to hear that he had been a wonderful husband and a good father. The second hoped to hear that he had made a difference in the world. The third dreamed of being eulogised as one of the preeminent leaders of his field.

Said the fourth: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he is moving.'"

posted by 05s28 @ 8:30 PM 0 comments

fateful morning

(SPF = Singaproe Police Force)

Today was indeed a lucky day.

Today is a day on which i plan to start my 14 days revision schedule.

Today is also the day on which I actually came so close with the law. o.0

Today, I actually experienced, as a victim, how crime happened.

Assult & Robbery. A fractured nose. Two handphones stolen. Two perpetrators on the loose.

Potential targets out there... Beware!!

HY

posted by 05s28 @ 8:33 PM 0 comments

Happy Teachers' Day

05S28 hereby wishing our teachers a "Happy Teachers' Day" !

specially dedicated to...

our own civics tutor Mr Sia..

trying to be funny Mr Yeo..

most humourous Mr Chu..

*hmm.. maths makes people mad? hahaz..

chemistry teacher Mr Azmin..

physics teacher Mr Tan..

GP teacher Ms Bay..

n to those who taught us last year..

strict yet approachable and encouraging Dr Gan..

and Mr Chew..

posted by 05s28 @ 11:44 AM 0 comments

to do list

last to do list for this term!

hahaz..

to do list... sweet n simple for this time..

study..
eat..
sleep..
leisure? a little only..

work hard + work smart + healthy eating + sufficient sleep = your wanted grades =]

alright.. let's Jia You together.. and take lotsa care!

[J]in [L]in

posted by 05s28 @ 11:37 AM 0 comments