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A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked it up and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Wrong number. Some guy looking for the weather office."

"How do you know?"

"He wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Eulogies

Four guys were discussing what they would like to hear their friends and family say at their funeral. The first suggested that he would like to hear that he had been a wonderful husband and a good father. The second hoped to hear that he had made a difference in the world. The third dreamed of being eulogised as one of the preeminent leaders of his field.

Said the fourth: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he is moving.'"

posted by 05s28 @ 8:30 PM