Random Pictures
A rare prehistoric shark was discovered by local residents in Shizuoka, southwest of Tokyo. The huge eel-like creature, considered to be a living fossil, was taken to Japan’s Awashima Marine Park and placed in a seawater pool. But the new environment was fatal and, only just a few hours after it was moved, the unusual shark died.
Kids learn fast.
Some interesting pics I found.
Beng Kian =)
Kids are Quick
Exams are coming. Here's some jokes to release stress wor. =)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beng Kian =p
