Friday, April 21, 2006

More Jokes.

For better or for worse

He had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she continued faithfully to stay by his bedside every single day. As she sat by him, he blinked and roused a little, his eyes full of tears as he motioned her to come closer. "You have been with me through all the bad times," he whispered weakly. "When I was fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently.

"I think you are bad luck."


God is busy

An avowed atheist startled his friends when he suddenly looked toward the ceiling and said: "God, if you are real, then strike me down. I will give you exactly fifteen minutes." After the first moment of stunned silence, the conversation began again; but after ten minutes the atheist looked up again and said: "Here I am, God -- still waiting." And so it got down to the last minute, last few seconds -- when a member of the group abruptly stood up and landed his best punch on the atheist, knocking him out cold.

Groggily the atheist blinks as he comes to: "What happened? What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The friend tells him: "People are living and dying all over the earth. God is busy ... so He sent me."

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